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FOOD FUNNY
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Here's a classic from Rosemary Zwick:
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting
out an elaborate dinner for two.
"No thank you." the gentleman replied. "That will be all."
As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee
on the bed. "Anything for your wife?" he asked.
"Yeah! That's a good idea." the fellow said. "Please send up a postcard."
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TODAY'S RECIPE
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Here is a festive treat for the holidays that the lucky recipient can
cook whenever the mood strikes.
Cranberry Pecan Cookie Mix
2/3 cup (160 ml) dried cranberries
1/2 cup (125 ml) chopped pecans
1/2 cup (125 ml) dark brown sugar
1 cup (250 ml) biscuit mix
1/2 cup (125 ml) light brown sugar
1 cup (250 ml) biscuit mix
Layer the ingredients in a 1-quart (1 L) glass jar in the order listed.
Attach a gift card with the following instructions:
Beat 8 Tbs (125 ml) butter, 1 egg, and 1 tsp (5 ml) vanilla extract in a
bowl until well mixed. Stir in the cranberry pecan cookie mix and form
into 1-inch (3 cm) balls. Place on a greased baking sheet and bake in a
preheated 375F (190C) oven for 10 to 12 minutes.
Cool on a wire rack.
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