Hearing Aid

"How Many Kids?"*

*The rich, old, dying man called his lawyer to
his bedside for the purpose of disposing of
his worldly goods.

"How many children have you?" the lawyer asked.

"That, sir," said the old-timer, "will be decided
by the courts when my will is contested."

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"Hearing Aid"*

*An elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years. He finally
went to a doctor one day, and he was fitted
with an exceptional hearing aid.

The old geezer returned a month later for a
checkup, and the doctor remarked, "Your
hearing is perfect! Your family must really be
pleased that you can hear again."

The old geezer replied, "Oh, I haven't told my
family yet. I just sit around and listen to their
conversations... and in that time I've changed
my will three times!"
Received on Wed Mar 30 10:01:24 2011