If I Died...

"If I Died..."*

*A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"

"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.
We all need companionship."

"If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she
live in this house?"

"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way
we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,"
the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"

"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's
going to last a long time, so I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house
and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."
Received on Wed Mar 30 10:00:13 2011