What A Report Card!

"What A Report Card!"*

*After the close of term, Jake went home for the
holidays. On getting home, his dad said, "Let me
see your report card. You better have passed this time around."

"Sorry dad", replied Jake. "It's not with me, I lent it out to a friend."

"What does your friend want it for?" asked his dad,

"To scare his parents senseless!"

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"College Students' Prayer"*

*My father/mother/or gender-nuetral appellation,
who art in Heaven unless you believe my Intro to
Philosophy Professor, hallowed by thy name.

Though I walk through the valley of the Shadow
of Debt, please deliver me from student loan creditors.

And if I should die before I wake, it was probably
the food from the cafeteria.
Received on Mon Mar 28 11:40:33 2011