Nun's Way

"Nun's Way"*

*A nun was walking along a lonely path when a man
jumped out from behind some bushes, grabbed her,
and had his way with her.

After he was done, he said, "Well, sister, now that I
have had my way with you, what will tell you tell your
G~d?"

"I will say," replied the nun, "Forgive me Father, for I
have sinned. I was walking along a lonely path,
when a man jumped out from behind some bushes,
grabbed me and had his way with me, twice..."

"But I only had you once!" screamed the man.

"That is," continued the nun, looking at him, "if you
are not too tired..?"
Received on Mon Mar 28 11:39:26 2011