On The Right Note

"On The Right Note"*

*A guitar player and a drummer are walking down
the street. They walk past this bar... well, it could happen.

Q: What's the definition of Perfect Pitch?
A: When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and it hits an accordion.

Q: How do you know when there's a harmonica player at the door?
A: He doesn't have the key, he just comes in whenever the hell he feels
like it.

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless!

Q: What has three legs with an a*s on top?
A: A drum stool!

Q: What do you call 1,695 violins at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

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"The Call"*

*Speedy John was the basketball coach at LaSalle
and they were having a pretty good season. One
morning, he was shaving and the phone rang. His
wife answered it and called out to him that Sports
Illustrated wanted to talk to him.

Coach John was excited that his team was
apparently about to receive national recognition
in this famous sports magazine. As a matter of fact,
he was so excited that he cut himself with his razor.

Covered with blood and shaving lather and running
downstairs to the phone, he tripped and fell down
the stairs. Finally, bleeding and bruised, he made it
to the phone and breathlessly said, "Hello?"

The voice on the other end asked, "Is this Speedy John?"

"Yes, yes!" he replied excitedly.

Then the voice continued, "Mr. John, for just seventy-five
cents an issue, we can give you a one-year subscription to Sports
Illustrated."
Received on Fri Mar 25 11:56:44 2011