Frisky Parrot

"Frisky Parrot"*

*A guy takes his parrot to a veterinarian. He says,
"Doc, I know this will be hard to believe, but I
think my parrot is h0rny."

"H0rny?" asks the vet. "How can you tell?"

"I wanna get la/d! I wanna get la/d!" the parrot starts squawking.

The vet says, "I guess he is h0rny. For fifty dollars, I have
a female parrot. I'll put her in the cage with your bird."

The parrot says, "Pay him, pay him!"

The owner gives the vet the fifty bucks.

The vet takes the female parrot and puts it inside the
cage with the h0rny male parrot, then covers the cage.
Moments later, there is squawking and feathers are flying everywhere.

The vet lifts the cover from the cage. Inside, the male
parrot holds the female parrot down with one claw
and is ripping out her feathers with the other. The male
parrot is screeching, "For fifty bucks, I want you naked!"
Received on Fri Mar 25 11:58:29 2011