Big Feet

"Big Feet"*

*A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist,
confiding that she found it increasingly difficult
to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it
was very wearisome getting in and out of all
these short term relationships.

"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's
equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.

"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet."
counseled the therapist.

So the woman went downtown and proceeded to
cruise the streets, until she came across a young
fellow standing in an unemployment line with the
biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took
him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then
took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

When the man woke up the next morning, the
woman had already gone but, by the bedside
table was a $50 bill and a note that read, "With
my compliments, take this money and go out
and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
Received on Wed Mar 23 15:18:53 2011