Christmas Violations

*"Christmas Violations" *

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was
sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on
his shiny new bike.

The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got
there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a
taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to
issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he
said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there.
Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the
dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
Received on Thu Jan 27 16:54:58 2011