Alaska

"Alaska"*

*A friend and his wife were considering traveling
to Alaska for a trip that the husband had long
dreamed of taking. He kept talking about how
great it would be to stay in a log cabin without
electricity, to hunt moose, and drive a dog
team instead of a car.

"If we decided to live there permanently, away
from civilization, what would you miss the most?"
he asked his wife.

She replied, "You."

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"Leaning House"*

*My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast
Guard Cutter. When she gave my husband Bob a tour
of her ship, he was impressed by the neatness of all decks.

However, when Bob went to Michelle's house with
her, he couldn't believe the disorganization. "Why is
everything in its place on your ship," he asked, "but
your house is such a mess?"

"My house," Michelle said, "does not take 30-degree rolls."
Received on Thu Jan 27 16:53:09 2011