007

"007"*

*Harry was never shy about reminding people
that he played semi-pro baseball.

"My teammates used to call me James Bond,"
he was telling his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks
to confuse the opposition."

"That and he batted .007," his wife added.

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"Real Signs and Advertisements" *

*Sign In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

In the window of an Oregon general store:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own
graves."

On a Tennessee highway:
"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

 From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket:
"If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please
tell a crew member."

On a Maine shop:
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and
workmanship."

On a delicatessen wall:
"Our best is none too good."
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