Shopping at Pharmacy

"Shopping at Pharmacy"*

*One day on the way home from work, I stopped
at the local Pharmacy and while I was checking
out, I picked up some candy to take home for me
and my 7-year old son. It was a bag of Gold Coins
(Gold Foil-covered chocolate candy coins).

There were many sizes, from dime to dollar. I took
the bag home, and me and my son opened the
bag and ate all of the coins, my son taking the
bigger dollar-sized ones and me taking the smaller ones.

The next day, my wife, my son and I stopped at the
Pharmacy again to pick up a few things. While my
wife and I were shopping, we noticed that my son
had picked up a Gold Coin Condom. Before we
could catch him, he took it up to the counter and
asked the Pharmacist, "What's this?"

The woman, looking very serious, said, "That's a c0ndom, son."

To which my son replied, "My daddy BOUGHT me
some of these yesterday!"

With a disgusted look on her face, the Pharmacist
replied, "Those are NOT for children, young man."

And finally, my son replied, "Then I'll buy this one for
my Daddy. He likes the LITTLE ones!"
Received on Fri Jan 7 09:25:25 2011