New Years Resolutions

"Top 10 (most likely to fail) New Years Resolutions"*

*1) Lose weight
2) Stick to a budget
3) Save more money
4) Find a better job
5) Become more organized
6) Exercise more
7) Be more patient with people
8) Eat better
9) Be more creative
10) Become a better person

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"Top 10 (most realistic) New Years Resolutions"*

*1) Wait around for opportunity.
2) Spend your summer vacation in Cyberspace.
3) Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.
4) Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
5) Spread out priorities beyond your ability to keep track of them.
6) Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7) Get in a whole NEW rut!
8) Break at least one traffic law.
9) Get further in debt.
10) Create loose ends.
Received on Tue Jan 4 09:25:59 2011