Smooth Chemist

"Smooth Chemist"*

*A young woman had entered her dog in the dog
show in the smooth-haired breed category. To give
 it an advantage, she went to the chemist for some
hair remover.

The chemist gave her the product requested and
advised, "Just remember to keep your arms up for
at least five minutes."

"Errr... it's not for my armpits," she flustered,
embarrassed, "It's for my Chihuahua."

"Oh well, in that case," said the chemist, "don't ride
a bike for twenty minutes."
Received on Tue Jan 4 09:23:43 2011