Animal Repellent

"Good Children"*

*A property manager of single-family residence was
showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking
the usual questions.

"Professionally employed?" he asked.

"We're a military family," the wife answered.

"Children?"

"Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve," she answered proudly.

"Animals?"

"Oh, no," she said earnestly. "They're very well behaved."

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"Animal Repellent"*

*A couple moved to the country when they retired.
One mild winter, they had a bit of a problem with
rodents in the garage. So they bought one of those
little sub-sonic mouse repellant, the kind you plug
in and they emit some kind of sound that drives off mice.

The husband was showing it to their neighbor and
explaining that it was an animal repellant. He told
her that it worked on every thing from mice to elephants.

"Really!?" she said, "Mice to elephants, eh." sounding a bit skeptical.

"Yes," he replied, seriously. "We've had it here for a
couple of weeks now and we haven't had a single
elephant in the garage the whole time!"
Received on Sat Jan 1 10:32:04 2011