The Redhead Was Only The ...

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Sat Jan 01 2011 - 10:26:39 EST

*"The Redhead Was Only The ..."

*...Road Worker's daughter, but she knew how to get her asphalt.

...Statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.

...Steelworker's daughter, but you should see that pig iron.

...Telegrapher's daughter, but she sure didit... didit... didit....

...Tree Feller's daughter, but t'ree fellas were never enough for her.

...Undertaker's daughter, but she knew how to lay a stiff.

...Vacuum Salesman's daughter, but she knew how to suck!

...Violinists daughter, but she took off her G-string and all the boys
fiddled.

...Weatherman's daughter, but she sure had a warm front.

...Woodcutter's daughter, but you could hear her ring bark for miles.
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