Whiskey Sourpuss

"Drugs, And Their Effects"*

*ACID or SHROOMS
How you think you behave:
You are not behaving, but the world around you is
putting on a pretty good show.
 
How you actually behave :
In reality, it is you putting on the show. The rest of the
world is behaving the same as ever.
 
Likelihood of getting 'lucky':
20%...Even if you actually manage to get through the
process of selecting a mate, removing your clothes
and choosing a sexual position, you will then have to
deal with him/her changing into a furry animal/the
devil/your mother.
 
How you feel in the morning :
Either you are climbing the walls wishing that G~d
would put an end to your suffering, or you finally
understand Huxley's The Doors of Perception."
 
Embarrassment rating :
0/10...You either sat on the couch and laughed at the
TV all night (even if it was turned off). Or you climbed
onto a building, tried to fly and died.

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"Whiskey Sourpuss"*

*A man's been drinking in the bar alone for three hours
straight, and the bartender is getting worried about
him. He's downing whiskey sour after whiskey sour.

Finally, after the man orders his twelfth whiskey sour,
the bartender shakes his head and says, "Sir, I think
you've had enough."

The drunk looks at the bartender closely and says,
"Wha - what's that you say?"

The bartender swallows. "I said, I think you've had enough sir."

The drunk points a finger, "Lis - listen Jack, I been
drrrinking for thirty-six years and I have no idea when
I've had enough - so h-how the h-hell should you?"
Received on Sat Jan 1 10:24:53 2011