Stupid Wives?

"Stupid Wives?"*

*Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the crap.
1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner."

2nd Hillbilly: "why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she
bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"

1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly : "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than
both yer wifes put together!...I was going through
her purse the other day lookin' fer some change,
and I found 6 c-ndoms in there."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"
Received on Sat Feb 12 02:07:36 2011