Prospect

"Prospect"*

*An applicant was being interviewed for admission
to a prominent medical school.

"Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you
expect to be five years from now?"

"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday
afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."

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"Trooper"*

*Driving through New Jersey on Interstate 80 en route
from Pennsylvania to New York, I came upon a group
of cars that were abnormally traveling exactly at the
55 m.p.h. speed limit. In the middle of the group was
a state police cruiser that everyone was reluctant to pass.

After several minutes the officer's voice rang out over
his roof-mounted loudspeaker.

"For heaven's sake, move!" he commanded. "I am a
Pennsylvania trooper."
Received on Sat Feb 12 02:12:19 2011