Divorce

"Nasty Stuff"*

*A fed up wife was complaining about her husband
spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.

"What'll ya have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.

So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels
and threw his down in one go.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her
glass and immediately spat it out.

"Yuck, it's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't know
how you can drink this stuff."

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think
I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

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"Divorce"*

*An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office and asked
for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked
the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I'm eighty-four," answered the old lady.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"

"My husband is eighty-seven."

"My, my," said the lawyer, "and how long have you been married?"

"Next September will be sixty-two years."

"Married sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Received on Thu Sep 30 00:09:48 2010