Political Correctness

"Political Correctness"*

*The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual
contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most
appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

That year's term was 'Political Correctness' -

The winner wrote...

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a
delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted
by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible
to pick up a dog turd by the clean end."

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"Managerium"*

*The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons, but has a
nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5
junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and
125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which
time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews
leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of the
exchange of tiny particles known as morons.
Received on Mon Sep 27 09:03:06 2010