A True NASCAR Experience

"A True NASCAR Experience"*

*I had an experience that has changed me forever.
The other day I went on my first racing outing.

Everything was going fine until the car starts
bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might
to hang on, but was thrown into the wall.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, my
foot gets caught in the gas pedal. The car went
out of control, I could not get to the brake, in the
grass, up in the wall back down across the track,
the car did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness,
the WalMart manager came and unplugged it.

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"Feeling Better"*

*Geoff Bodine was giving an interview to Dr. Jerry
Punch on the Sunday of Rockingham and they
were talking about his big wreck in the Truck race at Daytona.

He said that he told the Doctors in Daytona that
he was going to be ready for Rockingham and they just laughed.

He then went to a Charlotte hospital and kept telling
them all week that he would be ready for Rockingham
and they all just laughed.

He was feeling better on Sunday when he told the
Doctors that he planned on a comeback win at Las
Vegas when they all just laughed again.

He said, "But I feel better, don't you think I can drive?"

To which they replied, "Yeah, you can drive, just as
good as you ever have. That's why we don't think you'll even QUALIFY!!"
Received on Wed Sep 22 08:15:24 2010