Q&A

"Q&A"*

*What do gays call hemorrhoids?
Speed bumps.

What's the best thing to give an 80 year old woman for her Birthday?
Mikey, he'll eat anything.

What do jello and women have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.

In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
With a crow bar.

Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

What's the definition of virginity?
A big issue over a little tissue.

What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up your family tree...
A gynecologist looks up your family bush!

What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
A C/ck that can stay up all night!!

If a Stork brings white babies & crows bring black babies what brings no
babies?
A SWALLOW!!

What is the difference between a porcupine & a corvette??
Porcupines have pr/cks on the outside!!
Received on Wed Sep 22 08:16:46 2010