At The Pond

"At The Pond"*

*An old farmer had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up
nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball
court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and
fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down
to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while,
and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim or make you get out of
the pond naked. I only came to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.
Received on Tue Sep 21 09:14:23 2010