Attractive Service

"Attractive Service"*

*A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress
for a date, but couldn't get her attention.

When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away.

Finally, he followed her into the kitchen and
blurted out his invitation.

To his amazement, she readily consented.

He said, "Why have you been avoiding me all
this time? You wouldn't even make eye contact."

"Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted more coffee.

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"Drawbacks To Working In A Cubicle"*

*1) Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the darn box all day!

2) Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who
is behind me.

3) Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of
gun fire.

4) That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will
get a piece of cheese.

5) Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

6) My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

7) Women: Darned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without
comment.
     Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.

8) 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

9) Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

10) Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
Received on Tue Sep 21 09:13:16 2010