Ringing The Bell

"Ringing The Bell"*

*Passing an office building late one night, a blonde
saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."

She did so, and after several minutes she heard the
watchman clomping down the stairs.

The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one
gate, then another, shut down the alarm system,
and finally made his way through the revolving door.

"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"

"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it for yourself."

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"Wallpapering"*

*A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom.
She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she
would need, but she knew that her friend blonde
friend from next door had recently done the same
job and the two rooms were identical in size.

"Bunny," she said, "how many rolls of wallpaper did
you buy for your bedroom?"

"Ten," said Bunny.

So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and
did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover.

"Bunny," she said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for
the bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!"

"Yes," said Bunny. "So did I."
Received on Sat Sep 4 11:30:41 2010