Age and Treachery

"Age and Treachery"*

*A father, son, and grandfather go out to play a round
of golf. On the way out to the first tee they are joking,
boasting, and cussing. This is very much the men's day out.

Just before the son is ready to tee off, a fine looking
woman carrying her clubs approaches them. She
explains that her partner didn't show and asks if she
can join them. Naturally, the guys all agree.

Soon afterwards, the son starts grumbling because now
he can't cuss in her presence. The lady then turns to the
three of them and says, "Listen, boys, I don't care what
the three of you do or say out here. Go ahead, cuss,
smoke, chew, spit or whatever, just don't try to coach
me on my game." She then proceeds to tee off.

All eyes are on her butt she bends over to place the ball
on the tee. She then knocks the hell out of the ball, right
up the middle of the fairway. She continues to amaze
the 3 guys, shooting for at least par on every hole.

When they get to the 18th green, she has a 12 foot putt
for par. She turns around and says, "I want to thank you
guys for not trying to coach my games. But, I have never
shot par before and I want your opinions on this putt. If
 any of your opinions help me make par, then I'll give
each of you a night of hot sex that you'll never forget."

The son jumps at the thought. He strolls onto the green,
eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says,
"Lady, aim that putt 6 inches to the right of the hole. The
ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and will go into the cup."

Then, the father says, "Don't listen to the youngster. Aim
12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet
from the hole, and fall into the cup."

The grandfather walks over to her ball on the green,
picks it up, and says, "That's a 'Gimme'."
Received on Fri Sep 3 12:51:58 2010