Slight Mistake

"Slight Mistake"*

*I work in a department store where every night
at closing time one of our customer service
representatives reminds shoppers over the public
address system to finish their shopping.

One evening, a woman who had recently worked
at Kmart opened the announcement by saying,

"Attention Kmart shoppers . . ."

Quickly realizing her mistake, she tap-danced her
way out of trouble by adding,

". . . you are in the wrong store."

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"Really Lazy Worker"*

*A construction site foreman had 10 very lazy men
working for him, so one day he decided to trick
them into doing some work for a change.

"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest
one among you," he announced.

"Will the laziest man please put his hand up."

Nine hands went up.

"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the 10th man.

"Too much trouble," he responded.
Received on Sun Sep 5 10:37:59 2010