Touching Bet

"Touching Bet" *

*George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars that
we could have the best sex that you have ever
had without me touching you."

"You're nuts," she said, "Here is ten dollars that
says you can't do that!"

They put the money on the mantelpiece.

That night George and Mary proceeded to have
sex. Reluctantly, Mary had to admit that it was
the best sex that she could remember.

The next morning she exclaimed, "Well, it may
have been the best sex I've ever had... but you
did nothing BUT touch me!"

George gave Mary back the ten dollars and
departed with these words, "So I lose."
Received on Thu Sep 2 07:13:26 2010