Annoyed Golfer

"Annoyed Golfer"*

*The other day I was playing golf and saw an
unusual thing. A golfer became so mad that
he threw his brand new set of golf clubs into the lake.

A few minutes later he came back, waded into
the lake, and retrieved his clubs.

He proceeded to take his car keys out of the
bag, and then threw the clubs back into the water!

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"Ice Fishing"*

*There were two old boys from Alabama who love to
fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing.

They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took
off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped
just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop
and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're
going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours,
one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're
going to need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions,
but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to
need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way,"
he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the
boat in the water yet."
Received on Thu Sep 2 07:14:43 2010