Priest in a Bar

"Priest in a Bar"*

*A Priest walks into a bar to use the restroom. He walks
up to the bartender, and asks, "May I please use the restroom?"

The place was hoppin' with music, and dancin', till they
saw the Priest. The bartender says, "I really don't think you should."

The Priest again, asks, "May I please use the restroom?"

"Well," the bartender says to the Rabbi, "I really don't think
you should, you see, there is a statue of a beautiful naked
lady, and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"

The Priest responded with, "Nonsense! A man of my stature
will not be bothered by that statue!" Well, the bartender
showed the Priest the door at the top of the stairs.

The Priest proceeded to the restroom, and after a few
minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was
hoppin' with music and dancin' again!

He went to the bartender and said "Sir, I don't understand,
when I came in here, the place was hoppin' with music
and dancin', then the place became absolutely quiet. I
went to the restroom, and the place is hoppin' again."

The bartender says, "Well, now you're one of us, can I
get you a drink?"

The Priest says, "I still don't understand."

The bartender told him,

"You see, every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue,
the lights go out in the whole place. Now, can I get you a drink?"
Received on Wed Sep 1 07:29:49 2010