Meeting Father

"Meeting Father"*

*A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist asks the young man, "What size and
type of condom would you like? They come in packs
of 3, 9, or 12."

The young man explains, "Well, I've never bought them
before, but I've been seeing this girl for a while, and I'm
meeting her parents tonight. I've got a feeling that after
dinner with them, when we go out later, I'm going to
get lucky. So, you'd better give me the 12 pack. I bet we'll need it."

The young man purchases the c-ndoms, the pharmacist
wishes him luck, and with a pat on the back, the young man leaves.

Later that evening, the young man sits down to dinner
with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might
give the blessing before they eat. Everyone agrees. He
begins the prayer, and after the prayer, he suggests
time for private meditation.

After several minutes his girlfriend leans over and says,
"You never told me that you were so religious."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that
your father was a pharmacist."
Received on Wed Sep 1 00:14:17 2010