How Many Chickens?

"How Many Chickens?"*

*There were two rednecks walking toward each
other down the street. One of them was carrying
a sack. When they met up, the other redneck asked,
"Whatcha got in that there sack?"

The redneck with the sack replied, "Just some chickens."

The other redneck said, "If I guess how many chickens
are in that there sack, can I have one?"

The redneck with he sack answered, "I'll give ya both
of them if you get it right."

So, the other redneck thought and thought, and he
finally said, "Five?"

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"Cows"*

*A city slicker was visiting a dude ranch and being
showed around. As they were walking the visitor
said to one of the cowhands. "Are we going to be
driving that big bunch of cows over there?"

The hired hand replied, "Not bunch, it's a herd."

"Heard what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Sure I've heard of cows, "exclaimed the slicker,
"There's a bunch of 'em right over there."
Received on Wed Sep 1 00:17:26 2010