Competition

"Competition"*

*The flight home from a recent business trip was
pretty empty. So the pilot made a simple request
of the passengers.

"We have a little extra room tonight, folks," he said
over the PA system. "So if you wouldn't mind,
please take a window seat so the competition
thinks the plane is full."

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"Suitability"*

*Doug meets Bill at the bar after work and is once
again looking down in the dumps.

"What's wrong now Doug," asked Bill.

Doug replies, "They called in a management team
and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test
to see what they were best suited for."

"Yeah, so what's the problem with that?" asks Bill.

Doug sighs, "Well it seems that I am best suited for unemployment."
Received on Mon Oct 25 16:18:09 2010