Forget Something?

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Mon Oct 25 2010 - 16:20:09 EDT

"Forget Something?"*
*Kentucky
Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM by running a
chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup
truck. Instead of pulling the panel off the machine,
however, they pulled the bumper off the truck. Scared,
they left the scene of the crime. Their bumper, along
with their license plate was still attached to the ATM.

"Forget Something …Again?"*
*Indiana
A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and
demanded all the money in the register. When the
cashier handed him the cash, the man fled--leaving
his wallet on the counter.

"Hefty Bag Holes"*
*Texas
A man went into a drug store and announced his
intentions to commit robbery. He pulled a Hefty-bag
over his face to conceal his identity. He did not,
however, cut eye-holes in the mask and was tackled
by a brave customer.

"Bad Check"*
*Texas
A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay
$9,600 in damages rather than serving a prison sentence.
He gave the court a check--a forged check. He was
sentenced to ten years.
Received on Mon Oct 25 16:20:10 2010

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