Dating a Woman, Part III

"Dating a Woman"*

*/Black Women: /*/
/*First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She is pregnant by someone other than you.

/Mexican Women: /*/
/*First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
make love in the back of her car.
Second Date: She is pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of
their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two
cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids
move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your
home that used to be nice, but now
looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

/Arab Women: /*/
/*First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
Received on Mon Oct 25 16:07:32 2010