Dating a Woman, Part II

"Dating a Woman"*

*/Jewish Women: /*/
/*First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you will marry her and never get the desired
action again.

/Chinese Women: /*/
/*First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You do not even get to the third date and you have already
realized nothing is ever going to happen.

/Indian Women: /*/
/*First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
Received on Mon Oct 25 16:05:50 2010