Dating a Woman

"Dating a Woman"*

*/English Women: /*/
/*First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to make love but only in the missionary position.

/Irish Women: /*/
/*First Date: You both get blind drunk and make love.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and make love.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and make love.

/Italian Women: /*/
/*First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You make love; she wants to marry you & insists on a -carat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
making love.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
Received on Mon Oct 25 16:04:45 2010