Different Outlook

"Different Outlook"*

*Wherever we take our twin daughters, strangers
always come up to us and say, "Look, twins!"

During a Las Vegas trip, though, we were
wheeling them in their stroller through a hotel
lobby when a woman came around a corner
and exclaimed, "Look, a pair!"

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"Gambling in Comfort"*

*Because an increasing number of people are
having heart attacks while gambling, the big,
high-class casinos are now equipped with
sophisticated defibrillators. They are
computer-controlled to deliver the exact
electric shock needed to revive a heart
attack victim. That is, if you're at a big,
high-class casino.

At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just
drag you across the carpet and touch your
finger to the doorknob.
Received on Mon Oct 25 15:54:50 2010