Rare Medical Condition

"Rare Medical Condition"*

*We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing
medical audiotapes, my co-worker came upon
the following garbled diagnosis: "This man has pholenfrometry."

Knowing nothing about that particular condition,
she double-checked with the doctor. After listening
to the tape, he shook his head.

"This man," he said, translating for her, "has fallen from a tree."

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"Surgeon and Librarian"*

*A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed
from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books.

"Sir your books are always returned with the last
page missing in every single book."

The surgeon replies, "I can't stop myself from
removing an appendix when ever I see one."
Received on Mon Oct 25 15:56:23 2010