Irish Toast Masters Club

"Irish Toast Masters Club"*

*John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters
Club and one evening at the local Irish Toast Masters
meeting, a contest was held to see who could
deliver the best toast.

Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best toast
of the evening, "Here's to The Best Years o' Me Life,
Spent Between The Legs o' Me Wife."

When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife
asked him how the Toast Masters meeting went and
he said, "I won the contest for the best toast of the evening."

His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he
said, "Here's to the Best Years o' me Life, Spent in Church wi' me Wife."

His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to
include me in your toast."

The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping
and ran into the local policeman on the beat who
was also at the Toast Masters meeting with John O'Riley.

He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley, that was some great toast
that your husband John gave at the Toast Masters
meeting last evening. He won first prize".

"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't quite
honest with the facts: he's only been there twice, the
first time he fell asleep and the second time I had to
pull him out by the ears."
Received on Wed Nov 10 09:02:32 2010