Genesister Act

"Genesister Act"*

*A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting
of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be
British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and
so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have
only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise.
Clearly, they are Russian."

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"Esprit De Hard Corp"*

*When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where
Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20
room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill
Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying
the amenities of Heaven.

One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine
parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of
these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I
got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill,
with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course,
and three Rolls Royces."

"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.

"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately
stalked off to find St. Peter.

Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had
just met, saying, "How could you give me a paltry new
house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion,
and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented
the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve better?!?"

"Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed
once."
Received on Wed Nov 10 09:01:44 2010