Sunday Morning Ritual

"Sunday Morning Ritual"*

*One Sunday morning a young lady is out shopping
when she receives a call notifying her that her
Grandfather had died. She immediately races over
to visit her Grandmother..

"Grandma," she sobs, "how did it happen? Grandfather
seemed so healthy and full of the joy of living when I
last saw him and now barely two days later he's dead."

"Well", replies the old lady, "the truth is he had a heart
attack while we were having sex this morning."

"Sex! He was having sex at the age of 94?! isn't that
asking for trouble?"

"Oh no." Granny replied, "You see we had a routine every
Sunday morning.we used to keep time with the church
bells coming from a church around the corner. In with
the "dings", out with the "dongs."

She paused for a moment to wipe her eyes.

"And if it wasn't for that damn ice cream truck, your
Grandfather would still be alive today."
Received on Wed Nov 10 09:00:20 2010