Sam's Explosive Secret

"Funeral For A Friend"*

*Little Tim was in the garden filling a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what
the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without
looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor said, "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it Tim?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth, and then
replied, "That's because he's still inside your stupid cat."

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"Sam's Explosive Secret"*

*A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named
Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else,
whereas the other guys would only catch three or four
a day. Sam would come in off the lake with a boat full.
Stringer after stringer was always packed with freshly caught trout.

The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret. The successful
fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe.

So the next morning the two met at the dock and took
off in Sam's boat. When they got to the middle of the
lake, Sam stopped the boat, and the warden sat back
to see how it was done.

Sam's approach was simple. He took out a stick of
dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the air. The explosion
rocked the lake with such a force that dead fish
immediately began to surface. Sam took out a net
and started scooping them up.

Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game
warden. When he recovered from the shock of it all,
he began yelling at Sam. "You can't do this! I'll put
you in jail, buddy! You will be paying every fine there
is in the book!"

Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out
another stick of dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in
the lap of the game warden with these words,

"Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or
are you going to fish?"
Received on Wed Nov 10 09:03:47 2010