Choice Cuts

"Lazy Boy Decliner"*

*A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the exam was complete, he said, "Now, Doc,
I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical
term so I can tell my wife."

****************************************************

"Choice Cuts"*

*Our man was walking down a dark alley when
suddenly a mugger jumped at him.

"Your money or your life" the mugger barked.

"You mean I have a choice?!!" said our man. "Here take this...."

He pulled out his wallet and gave it to the mugger.

"And this...usually this is secret money". He removed
his cap and flipped it around and there! Some more money!

"Wait! Here is my card. Feel free to contact me
whenever you have a cash crunch!"

The mugger left confused and dazed.

"Such a nice fellow!" sobbed our man. "He gave me
a choice. At home I have no choice.... my wife takes them both!"
Received on Mon Nov 8 15:20:53 2010