Home-coming

"Home-coming" *

*After the end of the Finnish war, a young female
reporter from a British newspaper was sent to
Finland to write an article about the soldiers
home-coming. She had interviewed half a dozen,
when she met Pekka on the street.

"Excuse me," she said "but were you in the war?"

"Yah, I was in the infantry."

"Would you mind to answer a few questions for
a newspaper article?"

"No, I wouldn't mind at all."

"When you came home, when the war was over,
what was the first thing you did?"

"I screwed my wife." Pekka said bluntly. The journalist
went crimson, and tried desperately to change the subject.

"After that. I mean, what did you do after that?"

"I screwed her again." he answered. If possible the
journalist turned even more red, and got even
more desperate to change the subject.

"Other than that! Uh - what did you do when you
was finished with all that?!"

"Then I un-strapped my skis and my heavy backpack."
Received on Mon Nov 8 15:21:42 2010