Cast The First Stone

"Cast The First Stone"*

*The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the
evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no
exceptions.

At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically,
"Now does anyone here think they are without sin?"

He had only to wait a few seconds before a man
in one of the back pews stood up.

The pastor asked the man who had the audacity
to stand after such a fiery sermon, "Sir, do you really
think you are completely without sin?"

The man quickly answered, "No sir, I'm not standing
up for myself, but for my wife's first husband."

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"Talking to Pope"*

*This guy goes to see the Pope as he was visiting in
Europe. There is a huge crowd of people there but
he manages to get through.

He watches at the Pope stops every once in a while
to whisper something in a their ear. He was dressed
in his best suit because he really wanted the Pope to
talk to him but, as the Pope came up to him, he
walked right by and stopped by a guy near him who
was homeless and dressed in rags.

So, the man says to himself, “I know why he stopped
at him, he's homeless!”

Then the man pays the homeless guy 50 dollars to use
his clothes and he goes back the next day.

Well, this time the Pope stopped at him, leaned over,
and whispered, "I thought I told you to get out of here yesterday!"
Received on Mon Nov 8 15:19:41 2010