The Headline

"1040 EZ-2-DO Tax Form"*

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    1. How much money did you make? $____________

    2. Send it to us.

          TOTAL $____________

  U.S. Gov't. Form 8765309
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"The Headline"*

*A fellow from Boston was in Atlanta, GA, visiting family.
One day he decided to take a walk around the area
where his relatives lived to enjoy their fine, comfortable
Southern way of life - something he was not
accustomed to, being from Boston.

While he was walking he happened upon a pit bull
attacking a small child. His instincts took over, and he
ran to the child's aid. He grabbed the dog, pulled him
from the child, and choked the dog until he was dead.

As the dead animal lay at his feet, a man came running
over from the other side of the street. He announced
that he was the star reporter for the Atlanta newspaper,
and he would make the rescuer famous.

                          "ATLANTA MAN SAVES
                   CHILD FROM GRUESOME DEATH,"

the headlines would proclaim.

The would-be savior explained that it was very nice, but
he was from Boston - not Atlanta. The next day the
headlines of the Atlanta paper read:

            "YANKEE BAS/TARD KILLS FAMILY PET."
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