Artificial

"Artificial"*

*One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we
got to talking and I asked her did she ever wonder
what it would be like to have children. She said that
the one thing she regretted about her sexual
orientation was that she might never be a mother.

She's a good looking lady, and I said slyly that if she
ever wanted to be impregnated I'd be happy to help
out, purely altruistically, of course.

She shot me a death ray look, and told me with a
curling lip that if she ever decided to reproduce,
it would be by artificial insemination.

"No problem," I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I love you."
Received on Tue May 18 08:16:52 2010