Bad Hearing

"Shopping with Grandma"*

*Little Johnny went to the store with his
grandmother. On the way home, he looked
through her bags to see what she had purchased.

In one package, Little Johnny found some panty
hose and he began to sound out the words "Queen Size."

He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed,
"Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!"

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"Bad Hearing"*

*An elderly lady was concerned about her husband's
hearing. It seemed that every time she would call him,
he wouldn't respond.

The lady went to the doctor to ask his advice. The
doctor said to her, "when you go home, tell your
husband to stand at the end of the hallway, and
you should stand at the other end. Ask him what
he wants for dinner. Continue to move him closer
towards you until he responds to your question so
you know exactly how far away he is from you when
he finally hears you."

She thought this was a great idea. When she got
home, she placed her husband at the end of the
hallway and yelled, "Herbert, what do you want for dinner?"

There was no response. She moved 10 feet closer.
Again she yelled, "Herbert, what do you want for dinner?" No response.

She moved another 15 feet closer to where she
was now practically face to face with her husband.
She yelled even louder this time, "HERBERT, what do
you want for dinner?!!"

Herbert yells back at her, "For the THIRD time, I want chicken!!"
Received on Fri Mar 26 09:56:53 2010